Lets Kill Television

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

(via maddilovesdogs)

her-mi1:

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

I think about this a lot

(via maddilovesdogs)

rainbownova:

• make a chat system
• give alerts when someone answers your ask
• REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
• FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
• search multiple tags at once
• MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
• FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
• REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
• SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said

(via tumbloler)

familyfriendlyurl:

coolscar:

familyfriendlyurl:

why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

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theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

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dalblue:

amoying:

friend’s parent: would you like something to drink?

me: no thank you

me inside: the thirst is real

(via smile--with-me)