notes
date
30-09-2014

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via fake-mermaid)

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via oknope)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via userbar)

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

image

Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

(via userbar)

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: jaatri, via fake-mermaid)

notes
date
30-09-2014
notes
date
30-09-2014

africandad:

whenever im trying to do anything

image

(via fake-mermaid)